Theorist Mind

Hello, dear humans and fellow aliens! As you might recall, last post, I tried to determine the ingredients of a Krabby Patty. All, except the patty itself. If you haven’t read the first part, I suggest you do it now because you’ll learn lots of un-useful stuff you’ll never need to know to thrive in life. Have you read it? It doesn’t really matter for this. I’ll just spend this whole post discussing the meat of the patty and its implications. Sometimes, I look at myself and wonder how I ended up here, you know? Writing theories as a hobby, keeping a blog… I’d like to thank everyone in Portugal and Belgium who’s been reading this. You’re amazing, guys. So, as I was saying, the greatest secret in “SpongeBob” is the recipe of the Krabby Patty. Let’s just take a minute to breathe deeply before I ruin your childhood and make you disgusted to look at Mr. Krabs for a while. Did you breathe properly? OK, so… The secret ingredient of the Krabby Patty i...

Hello, dear humans and fellow aliens! Today, I am going to talk about “SpongeBob”. I would totally have made this theory sooner but what really triggered me was when I started watching the original version of the series. I’m not from any English-speaking country so the name they had for the Krabby Patty in my county’s dubbed version can be roughly translated to “Juicy Burger”, though it can vary from season to season. So, one of the things that has always bothered me is the secret recipe of the Krabby Patty. As I child, I really wanted to try and eat it, but I couldn’t. But now, after gathering all information I need, I will unravel the secrets of Mr. Krabb’s cuisine. Are you ready? We can deduce one of the most obvious ingredients from simply looking at the series’ landscape: the “lettuce”. I don’t usually eat burgers but, when I do, I enjoy eating that fresh lettuce flavour to contrast the salty meat. It gives balance to the food. Unfortunately, l...